Disney Song Rewrites

I took the lyrics to Disney songs and re-wrote them. I mean no copyright violations, I simply was having fun doing what Weird Al, Tim Hawkins, and others like them do...rewrite songs for humors sake (tunes are the same as the original songs)...and YES...it was extreme boredom that brought about this activity!!

A Whole New Girl

By Eric Hall

Original Song = Aladdin's 'A Whole New World' by Tim Rice

He wants to show you a girl

Shining, shimmering, splendid

Tell you how he succeeded

And he finally caught her eye

He can see in her eyes

Every thing that he wanted

Color, size, tastes, convictions

She’s an endless diamond mine

A whole new girl

A new fantastic point of view

Someone to finally show

That he can know

And say “of you I’m dreaming”

A whole new girl

A dazzling face he never knew

But, now, from way back here

It’s crystal clear

That now he wants a whole new girl it’s true.

Quite believable sighs

Indescribable feeling

Staring, fumbling, concealing,

As he tries to catch her eye

A whole new girl

(Don’t you dare roll your eyes)

A hundred thousand things to say

(You just try and do better)

Like a shooting star

He’ll go so far

He won’t go back to where he used to be

A whole new girl

(Every glance a surprise)

With new horizons to pursue

(Every moment gets better)

He’ll chase her anywhere

There’s time to spare

Let him share his whole new girl with you

A whole new girl

That’s where he’ll be

A thrilling chase

A wondrous face

For he and she

Hue Sheep and the Feast

By Eric Hall

Original Song = 'Beauty and the Beast' by Howard Ashman

Tale as old as Time

True as it can be

Hue was fast asleep

Hue – he was a sheep

That quiet Christmas Eve

Just a little lamb

Some would say to tease

In the field asleep

Hue - he was a sheep

Soon he’ll be the feast

He’d never be the same

Ne’er open his eyes

Never as before

Never just as sure

To see the sun will rise

Tale as old as time

Tune as old as song

Hue used to freely range

But that soon would change

Wouldn’t be too long

Farmer grabs his gun

Hue Sheep tries to flee

Running on all four

Now Hue is no more

Now Hue is the feast

Running on all four

Now Hue is no more

They had a Christmas feast

My 2nd Thought for this one

The Turkey or the Beef

By Eric Hall

Original Song = 'Beauty and the Beast' by Howard Ashman

Waiting a long time

When do I get to eat?

Will this waiting end?

Guess it all depends

On which kind of meat

Just a little change

To buy a gourmet feast

Both could turn out rare

Slightly unprepared

The turkey or the beef

One is wild game

Usually it flies

The other one is more

Domestic to be sure

Watch out for cow pies

Debating a long time

(Both cuts nice and lean)

Awesome, sweet, yet strange

Finding lots more change

Inside of my blue jeans

Certain their both done

Baking in the heat

Th’ aroma is divine

The taste is very fine

Both turkey and the beef

Th’ aroma is divine

The taste is very fine

The turkey and the beef